Evie knew this about the westernmost of the
Great Lakes in winter. When the winds blew out of the north-northeast, Lake
Superior’s ice surged up against the South Shore until it snapped with a crack like
the opening of hell’s gate. The ice shoves, as newcomers to the region called them
for centuries, shouldered ashore into an unstable ridge of mismatched blocks
and shifting fissures that could swallow an adult of most any size. The ridge
could well encircle the entire lake. Fragile sheets disappeared, swallowed
beneath the advancing mass.
Cheshire Lane was closing. The COO could see
the chain’s peak in the rearview mirror. Corporate restructured. The result? Seventy-five
percent of its stores peppered throughout the ghost malls of the Midwest were
closing. Stu got the call. He tapped Evie and the rest of the crew for the job.
He phoned her first. Evie knew he was repeating
Avery’s line. Avery was their district coordinator. “Ahead of our work with
Cheshire Lane, I think we’d do well to have a planning meeting. Say, a retreat.
Make the project planning go down better, you understand?”
Of course. She wanted to ask if he was
reading the notes he’d written from his meeting with Avery. But, no. Stu always
had the words down cold. The tone and tenor, that was the issue. Drained through
the sieve that was Stu, they always came off tentative. Although Stu did press
to sound authoritative, that was true. Yes, he was thirty, thirty-one, but his crackly
voice was still navigating its way through puberty, the sound of it frequently
a hot wire of uncontrolled snaking, popping screeches. Evie rolled her eyes,
hanging up. He was out of his depth. When the crew met for the planning meeting-cum-retreat,
he would lack a cogent message or any semblance of a preliminary design. That would
be Evie’s responsibility.
Stu didn’t speak out of both sides of his
mouth. The sides of his mouth were many.
Stu, Evie, Lila, Sherry, Marilyn, Nancy, Alicia.
Their job was simple. When a retailer was set
to close, the corporate office called them in. It was a fait accompli: the closeout
sale. Everything Must GO! Big Savings! Through accounting wizardry, the crew
made money, the corporation made money, and Jane and Joe Mid-America thought
they were getting away with shopping murder. In fact, the retailer sat back when
the crew moved in. The crew pushed up regular prices, listing sale prices
higher than the original regular prices. Business, in the end, was good.
The Lake Superior retreat wasn’t necessary.
But there was the beautiful lodge just east of Cornucopia. All expenses paid. There
on the big lake, Stu told Evie, they would have an ice fishing derby. He’d
rented deluxe ice fishing shacks. “You could weekend in them. Refrigerators,
stoves, Wi-Fi, beds. Not cots, but beds.”
“One thing,” Stu asked, “Have you ever gone
ice fishing before?”
She’d grown up in the north woods of
Wisconsin. “Sure. I even have my dad’s old ice auger.”
There was the usual pre-meeting round of
calls between Evie and the crew.
“Do you remember McAllister’s closeout?”
“You think he would’ve learned something
after a year. What a clusterfuck.”
“Near clusterfuck.”
“We had to save ourselves—”
“Or it would’ve come down on us.”
“Talk about a Stu in the headlights.”
“It wouldn’t have been so bad—”
“—if he’d just stayed the hell away.”
“Locked in his office.”
“If he would’ve just asked.”
“Demanding workarounds he didn’t understand.”
“Afraid this one is going to go the same
way.”
“Or worse.”
“The only thing that works with him is a
slap down from Avery.”
“We could all make a trip to his office.”
“And what?”
“Kill him?”
They laughed.
“We can dream.”
The auger. The chasms that could swallow a
man.
Evie took it as the crew’s blessing.
Stu was stumped by what he saw. What else is
new, Evie thought. The ice shove hemmed in the Lake Superior shore like a miniature
mountain range.
“How’re they going to get the shacks on the
lake?” He wasn’t asking. “Avery is going to kill me. The cost.”
“Oh, he’s not going to kill you.” She
rubbed his shoulder. “Listen. Before the rest of the crew gets here, we can
climb over the ridge and check out the lake ice.”
“Really?”
“We don’t need those shacks. Come on.”
“Can we take your auger?”
She let him lead. Stu wouldn’t have had it
any other way. The ridge looked solid to him.
He could have slipped, fallen back on the
point of the auger she aimed at his spine, but, like his career, each stumble
was forward. With his next to last lurch, he looked back and shrugged before
soldiering on. That’s when he went headfirst, shocked into silence, down into
an open fissure.
But not before he grabbed hold of Evie’s
hand.
Jeff Esterholm’s work has appeared in Akashic Books’ Mondays Are Murder, Beat to a Pulp, Crime Factory, Mysterical-E, Mystery Tribune, Shotgun Honey, Tough, and Yellow Mama, as well as in Midwestern Gothic, Cheap Pop, Regarding Arts & Letters, Wisconsin People & Ideas, and Flash Fiction Italia. The Council for Wisconsin Writers and Wisconsin People & Ideas, formerly Wisconsin Academy Review, have recognized his work in years past. He, his wife, and their goldendoodle pup live in Wisconsin at the head of the Great Lakes.
This is a really good example of how to get a whole lot into a brief story. Excellent work.
ReplyDeleteOh, good- terse text and an O.Henry ending. Reading your writing teaches writing hopefuls a lot. Thanks, Jeff and congratulations.
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